20 hours Ago
1. The person with the tiniest rug around: 2. The person who is evidently in love with this specific corner of their house: 3.
The person whose burger is the size of a golf ball: 4. The person whose cake came out juuuust a bit off: 5. The person who learned a lesson as old as time: 6.
The person who got the pleasure of looking at this dude's big ol' noggin the entire show: 7. The person whose mask is just a biiiiiit off: 8. The person whose sandwich totally and completely deceived them: 9.
The person whose pizza is a spit in the face of all things cheesy and good: 10. The person whose chicken wrap contained but a morsel of chicken: 11. The person whose sweater is a breeding ground: 12.
The person who will enjoy exactly 13 fries: 13. The person who now has an expensive piece of plastic: 14. The person who gave the ground a wonderful Christmas gift: 15.
The person whose kids know the world is their canvas: 16. The person who got a beautiful dress for a rotisserie chicken: 17. The person whose sandwich is, quite simply, an affront to all that's holy: 18.
The person whose TV FINALLY has some good texture: 19. The person whose pizza has SEEN some things..
. terrible, terrible things: 20. The person whose large is more like.
..a smarge: 21.
The person whose laptop got a sweet paint job: 22. The person whose dinner is looking absolutely scrumptious: 23. The person who gave a garbage man the most magical Christmas: 24.
The person whose airpod was frozen in time: 25. The person who learned a valuable lesson about wood chipping today: 26. The person whose instructions got taken very, very literally: 27.
The person with the absolute worst seat in the house: 28. The person who straight up turned their AirPods to GOOP: 29. The person who will only buy the creamed ice of the proletariat from now on: 30.
The person whose ice cream went missing: 31. The person whose seafood boil got seafood spoiled: 32. The pizza giant: 33.
The person whose peas were clearly tampered with by the Easter Bunny: 34. The person who got this sandwich for ANTS: 35. The person whose sandwich is, quite simply, an affront to God: 36.
The person who must often get mistaken for a rabbit: 37. The person who, I hope, learned a very important milkshake lesson: 38. The person who will handle cumin like radioactive material from now on: 39.
The person who'd better savor every last bite of that there meatball: 40. The person whose burrito might just be the saddest burrito my eyes have ever seen: 41. The person whose iced tea is an absolute farce: 42.
The person whose upgraded lake view includes a view of some of nature's most beautiful metal objects: 43. The person whose expensive haircut came out just a bit uneven: 44. The person who experienced true nugget tragedy: 45.
The person whose cobbler shall cobble no more: 46. The person whose pizza laughs in the face of extra bacon: 47. The person who asked for extra fries and got extra lies: 48.
The person whose retainer shall retain no more: 49. The person who might not be able to buff that out of their ring: 50. And the person whose rear end we must offer our prayers to: Bless.
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