"I Have Zero Sense Of Danger": 29 Hilarious Fails From Last Week That'll Make You Laugh So Hard It's Basically Cardio

Editor's Note: While we can't endorse what X has become, we can bring you the fun moments that still exist there, curated and free of the surrounding chaos. Another week, another Monday. My plan to free us from their grasp by cutting them out of paper calendars was a bit too analog, I think.

So now, I've decided I need to remove them from every existing computer system instead. Easy, right? While I'm learning every coding language, these 29 hilarious fails from last week will help get ya through: If you enjoyed these laughs, go follow the creators! And for more fails, check out our most recent posts: 31 Gut-Busting Fails From Last Week That'll Make You Laugh So Hard You Can Legally Consider It Cardio "I Am Genuinely Stupid": 27 Hysterical Fails From Last Week That'll Make You Laugh So Hard You Can Tell Your Doc You Did Cardio These 19 Hilarious Fails From Last Week Made Me Laugh So Hard I Forgot The Economy Even Exists.