1 day Ago By Emily Zemler
Noted Donald Trump fan Jimmy Kimmel dedicated his monologue to honoring the president’s first 100 days in office , noting that it has been more “prehistoric” than historic. “It’s difficult to give Trump’s first 100 days a grade, but if I had to I’d say it falls somewhere between F and U,” Kimmel said on the latest episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live . “Don’t get me wrong, there have been some positives.
Unfortunately they have all been pregnancy tests for women who slept with Elon Musk .” Kimmel reflected on Trump’s approval rating, which is notably low, even as reported on Fox News. He played a clip of Stephen Miller suggesting that Fox should fire their pollster.
“Great idea, virgin Voldemort,” Kimmel replied. “We’ll fire the pollster. You don’t like the poll results, you fire the pollster.
It’s the Donald Trump way.” He then showed Miller reading a list of Trump’s accomplishments during the first 100 days, including getting rid of paper straws and ending production of the penny. “None of those achievements are achievements,” Kimmel replied.
“The penny is gone and straws are back. Wow, America really is great again, isn’t it? This tells you all you need to know about how things are going for Trump.” Kimmel added that people have “different perspectives on the job the president is doing.
” These include Trump himself. The late-night host played a series of clips of Trump touting his skills as president, from announcing the Gulf of America to stopping money being sent to Gaza to buy condoms for Hamas and preventing transgender mice to winning golf tournaments. The clip ended with Trump proclaiming, “Happy Easter and enjoy your lives.
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You won’t let us.” Later, Kimmel noted how “Trump was not always like this.” “He was a Democrat,” Kimmel said.
“He was a reality TV star on NBC.” He recalled an episode in 2007 where Trump appeared on the talk show alongside Carrot Top, showcasing the vintage clip for the audience. “There we are, talking, friendly,” Kimmel said.
“Neither of us had any clue of what was to come.”.
