3 days Ago
1. The person whose mouth is very clean now, I'm sure: 2. The person with the worst luck imaginable: 3.
The person whose apple was aged to perfection: 4. The person who was just in the wrong place at the wrong time: 5. The person who learned time's oldest lesson: 6.
The person who might want to hire new roofers: 7. The person whose bike shall remain forever locked: 8. The person who learned the hard way about big ol' buckets of paint and convertible roofs: 9.
The person whose phone looks like it might as well been sitting in the pharaoh Merenptah's tomb: I'm serious! 10. The person who learned their lesson about eating healthy: 11. The person whose money shall have wrinkles no more: 12.
The person who was betrayed by the very fish tank they loved so: 13. The person who gave a little roach a beautiful new home: 14. The person whose cat has absolutely no respect for them: 15.
The person whose very fragile box got a very non-fragile treatment: 16. The person with the cleanest AirPod this side of the mighty Mississipp': 17. The person whose phone was dropped into a portal to Hell: 18.
The person who bit into the strongest grape around: 19. The person whose air is about to be delicious and yogurt-y: 20. The person who got a little extra cronch in their beer: 21.
The person whose car at least is getting some good fresh air: 22. The person who..
. uh..
. had to follow this driver: 23. The person who might just want to avoid ever going outside again: 24.
And the person who got hit with the dread "sop up oils" text: Hate it when that happens..
