1 week Ago
1. We're constantly ending up in these Looney Tunes scenarios: 2. Ladders are a blank canvas to us: 3.
We can't take basic safety precautions: 4. We run dumb experiments: 5. We're always gambling and losing: 6.
Like, always: 7. We're constantly driving like we want to see God: 8. We have no sense of danger: 9.
We are just generally getting trapped everywhere we go: 10. We putting our body parts where they don't belong: 11. We believe everything we read on the internet: 12.
We're very, very slow to react: 13. We always end up doing dumb activities: 14. We can't be trusted to eat safely: 15.
We are just slowly breathing in things we shouldn't: 16. We always make that classic mistake of buying plates that will kill you if you eat off them: 17. We get hooked on things like bath towels like a dang halibut: 18.
We're constantly putting our hands where they don't belong: 19. We have zero spacial awareness: 20. We are constantly losing to the sun: 21.
Our elders are trying to create massive explosions: 22. We can't even relax properly: My goodness, folks. My goodness.
23. We're taking huge leaps of faith with regards to cheese: 24. We're always getting tangled up in some mess: 25.
We can't follow directions: Lord help us. 26. We always forget to look down: 27.
We're just constantly booby-trapping ourselves: 28. We constantly forget important things: 29. We walk EXACTLY where we're not meant to walk: 30.
We are just constantly stepping where we should not: 31. Again, we're losing to the Sun: 32. We're poisoning our air: 33.
We can't resist getting stuck in something: 34. We just have no reading comprehension: 35. We're always eating things we shouldn't be eating: 36.
We laugh in the face of food safety: 37. We just rush into things without thinking: 38. We're drinking things we should NOT be drinking: 39.
We're eating things older than the Good Lord himself: 40. We can't resist a tiny trap: 41. We can't even sit down right: 42.
We're just creating casual death beams in the car: 43. We are absolutely decimating our machines: 44. We're playing with chemicals that should stay in a lab: 45.
We think everything is edible: 46. Again, we're getting stuck in everything: 47. We just jump into things with reckless abandon: 48.
We're out here drinking PAINT: 49. And because of people like RANDALL: 50. I give humans 10 more years, tops.
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