“The theme of the night was indie sleaze,” Tish says of the rager her best friend and maid of honor, actor , surprised her with in October 2022, weeks before Tish married stylist in an 11th-century castle over Halloween weekend. “Jazzy kept the details minimal but told me to meet her at ,” an iconic Central London hotel with a celeb-loved restaurant. There, Tish, author of , found a makeup artist, hairdresser, one-of-a-kind outfit made by her friend/designer , and plenty of .
Post-glam, the women headed to a restaurant called : “I walked in thinking we were just having a drink, and then I see all my friends from throughout my life, from school to adulthood,” recalls Tish. Blow-up penises decorated the room and everyone was dressed to theme in tartan, leather, and military jackets plus “dog collars with their names on them, because I used to wear one religiously.” Margarita-fueled shenanigans ensued (“I don’t remember dinner.
..” Tish laughs) before the group made their way to in London’s Soho neighborhood, where a DJ was waiting to keep the party going.
Soon after, performers started arriving, including a stripper (with a penchant for whipped cream), a drag queen, and a Britney Spears impersonator so good, “people were posting to their Stories, thinking it was really her.” The night ended back at Chiltern, where they played charades until “an embarrassing hour” (ahem, 8 a.m.
) before Tish did a “walk of shame in my veil and makeup halfway down my face” to Jazzy’s house to sleep for the rest of the day..
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All the Behind-the-Scenes Debauchery From Writer Tish Weinstock’s Bachelorette

A wild time was had, which is to be expected when your inner circle includes some of London’s buzziest socialites. We scored a peek behind the curtain for the first iteration of our new column, Cosmo Bachelorettes.