It Certainly Looks Like Elon Musk’s ‘Legion’ of Kids Is Bigger Than Anyone Imagined

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The drama involving Musk's growing hoard of offspring is heating up.

Last summer, we reported that billionaire Elon Musk had at least 12 children. Since then, the world has learned that Musk officially has at least two other children, bringing the grand (known) total to 14. However, according to a new report, there could be more, as the unhinged oligarch has reportedly been known to send his semen to women he doesn’t even know.

A new Wall Street Journal investigation reveals claims made by another supposed Musk mother, the rightwing influencer Ashley St. Clair. St.



Clair, who recently had a child that she says belongs to Musk, joins an increasingly long line of women who have made the inscrutable decision to bear the billionaire’s spawn. That list already includes Musk’s first wife, Justine Musk, with whom the Tesla CEO is said to have had six children; “Grimes,” aka Claire Boucher, who has had three children with Musk (including X Æ A-12, the kid who whispered weird stuff to President Trump during a press event and also may have wiped a booger on the Resolute desk ); and Shivon Zilis, Musk’s employee computer-brain-interface company Neuralink, with whom he has four children. St.

Clair has a lot of tea to spill, and much of it is backed up by texts from Musk and other documentation, the Journal reports. According to the 26-year-old influencer, her relationship with Musk began in 2023, not long after the billionaire acquired Twitter (now X). She became pregnant not long after their relationship began.

Musk has apparently kept in close contact with St. Clair since then and asked, through his fixer, Jared Birchall, to keep the pregnancy quiet. St.

Clair claims she was offered $15 million and a monthly payment of $100k to stay silent about their relationship and their new son, who has been named “Romulus,” the newspaper notes. However, St. Clair went public with the information in February, spurring drama between the two of them, and apparently causing Musk to substantially decrease his financial offer to her.

The duo originally met when Musk reached out to St. Clair on Twitter. But, according to the article, Musk has reached out to other women on his platform in very much the same way.

Indeed, the article notes that Musk has a habit of reaching out to female X users “through direct messages, some of whom he eventually solicits to have his babies, according to people who have viewed the messages.” At least one of those lucky ladies is crypto influencer Tiffany Fong, whom Musk followed on X last year. Sources told the newspaper that the billionaire had sent her a DM last November “asking if she was interested in having his child.

” Wong apparently declined the offer. During another episode, Musk allegedly told St. Clair that he’d been approached by Japanese officials and asked to be a sperm donor for a high-profile Japanese influencer.

“They want me to be a sperm donor. No romance or anything, just sperm,” Musk texted to St. Clair.

He later told her that he’d gone through with the donation. Musk also once made a quip on X about impregnating Taylor Swift —although, as far as we know, that was a joke. With so much wayward sperm flying in all directions, it seems increasingly difficult to know just how many mini-Musks are running around out there.

The WSJ article has a lot of laugh-out-loud moments, including one bit involving Musk’s apparent justification for impregnating so many women: Musk has often justified his bizarre or stupid decisions with melodramatic and grandiose reasoning. Usually, it’s somewhat easy to imagine that he has a much more mundane reason for his behavior. Still, Musk, like other billionaires , does seem to be obsessed with his own longevity, as can be seen by his ever-expanding family line.

Musk’s promulgation of so-called “pronatalist” ideals and his very public fretting about global population decline have been an ongoing theme in recent interviews he’s given. Yet the Journal article makes Musk’s procreation obsession sound even weirder, revealing that the billionaire has often referred to his children as his “legion,” in an apparent reference to the ancient term for a Roman military unit: The Journal article notes that Musk has attempted to get all the various members of his “harem” to congregate in a compound that he recently had built in Austin, Texas. However, most of the women seem to have expressed disinterest in this: So strange that Musk’s various baby mommas don’t want to be herded into the same cult-like compound.

It’s almost as if they don’t totally appreciate being little more than an aggregate receptacle for the dipshit billionaire’s semen. That said, maybe there are some who do. Who knows how many women are out there just waiting to become the next generator for Musk’s ever-growing “legion.

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